Yuki Juudai (gladkuriboh) wrote in cleromancy,
Yuki Juudai
gladkuriboh
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IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR MOTHEREFFING GAME ON

[ WHO WANTS TO PLAY A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME?

BECAUSE GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS.



IT'S TIME


TO DUEL!





also you should take your anti-keet-poisoning pills, just saying. ]
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[... The hell.

Have a perplexed look.]
Hey! What are you supposed to be? [ This is normally the kind of thing delivered with suspicion or confusion, right? NOT JADEN MOTHERFUCKING YUKI. He's really excited right now, oh man oh man 8D ]

Are you a Duel Spirit? I've met a couple! [ He grins widely and points to the Winged Kuriboh over his shoulder... which Elfangor cannot actually see. ] Want to duel? I've got my deck right here!
< I do not know what these Duel Spirits are, but I assure you, I am not one. I am an Andalite. >

[Eyes you dubiously.] < I do not think that your idea of dueling is compatible with mine. ...Unless you are carrying a concealed weapon? >

[Also, he suspects you might be slightly unbalanced, what with pointing to things that are not there.]
[ WHOA THAT WAS COOL, THE DUEL SPIRIT GUY JUST TALKED INTO JADEN'S MIND OH MAN THAT WAS PRETTY COOL NOT GONNA LIE - ]

What's an Andalite? I've never heard of something like that before. [ Embarrassed grin and scratching behind head. ]

You don't know dueling? Well, it's... it's... when you play Duel Monsters. [ Jaden does not compute this non-knowledge of the game upon which the entire stability of the world as he knows it is based 8| ] Like, you know, with your deck, and this!

[ POP ZOOM WHOOSH HIS DUEL DISK ASSEMBLES ON HIS ARM AND LOOKS LIKE THIS:

Photobucket ]
[HE IS NOT A DUEL SPIRIT DAMN IT.]

< Ah, well, I am not surprised that you have not heard of my species. I am not exactly from around here. > [Here being, y'know, Earth.]

[And now he is just STARING AT YOU WHAT.]

< That... is not dueling. Dueling is a structured battle in which you engage in comparable combat. Such as with tail blades. > [He flicks his tail for added emphasis.] < What do cards have to do with that? >

[... Headtilt.] < Are those tarot cards? >

gladkuriboh

6 years ago

hirac_utzum

6 years ago

gladkuriboh

6 years ago

[No, Seto Kaiba only plays children card games with height-impaired teenagers with tritone hair. Who magically undergo puberty every time they play children's card games.

Also, why does that duel disk look more super special awesome better than his. B|]
[ *____________________________*

oh my god

oh my god

it's Seto Kaiba. ]


Is that - ?!

[ IT IS! ]

Hey! Hey, Mister Kaiba!

Wanna duel?
[Hello, random fanboy. Have some of Kaiba's signature variety of lineface and scowl.]

I have more important things to do than entertaining children.

[...yes, he is also in high school. But he owns a company. And your school, in the future. >>]
[ Aww. Well, it is Seto Kaiba. Jaden's got a long way before he's ready to face someone that incredible. ]

Ha ha, I guess you're right. [ ^__^ as he scratches at his cheek a little. ] Still, I'm really glad just to have met you, sir! My name's Jaden Yuki, and one day, I'm going to be the next King of Games! [ OH IF ONLY HE KNEW WHAT HE WAS REALLY GOING TO BE KING OF. ]
[FLINGING THE CARDS ACROSS THE ROOM]

This game makes no sense!!!
[ HEY NOW HEY NOW Jaden is gathering up the cards for you, lil' buddy. ]

Hey, don't do that! Sure, Duel Monsters is pretty tough at first, but are you gonna give up just like that?

Sure, it takes work to be a great duelist, but that's what makes it worth wanting, right? [ THE CUTEST, MOST ENCOURAGING SMILE EVER as he hands Konohamaru his cards back. ^____^ ]
[Konohamaru is staring at Jaden as if he is on crack]

...where did you even come from?
[ ....Huh. ]

You know... I don't really know. [ ^___^;; ]
Hey, I'm not forcing anybody! [ Jaden takes offense at that! ]

I just... It's weird. It's like nobody wants to duel here. That's just... not normal.